No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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