dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm too high and old for this...
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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