I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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