I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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