oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
