Will you blow on my dice?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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