It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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