I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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