They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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