My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Randomize
