Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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