you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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