it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I want a musical about memes.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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