Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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