she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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