Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Terrible idea I love it
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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