if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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