She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
never play flip cup with pint glasses
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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