I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
its not stalking. its research.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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