and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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