Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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