Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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