Dual....:-)
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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