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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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