matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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