just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
