Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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