Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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