She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
