Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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