I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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