i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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