I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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