yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm like, not good at living.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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