go do what you do best...puke behind churches
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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