I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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