oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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