Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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