the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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