saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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