Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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