New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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