32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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