Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
