He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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