Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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