i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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