Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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