I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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