woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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