i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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