am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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