Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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