hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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