I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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