Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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