That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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