we're blogging at a bar
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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