I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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